I won't scold you for being late, but I'm sure I'll fuck that babysitter

Fuck me, but don't dump it in me. You're an ex, it's friends sex now

One-night stand, cum all over your ass

I have my wife on my dick before I fuck her, that's how I deal with jealousy

You're not much of a realtor, but you can twist it on your dick - after you've been fucked in the mouth

Haven't you ever touched a breast, either? Then I'll teach you how to fuck

I have a boner, and your mouth is free - suck it if you want money